Grey hair does not automatically equal unlimited virtue.

I have been spending many hours at the library studying for the boards. I like to study by the magazines, so I have something to look at when I start to fall asleep. I have learned that this is a hot spot for retirees to come read magazines and newspapers. Today I saw two very surprising things from the senior citizens. First, I saw this little old grandma lady thumbing through the latest issue of Bon Appetit. A couple minutes later I heard a sound that caught my attention. I looked up and saw her RIPPING a page out of the magazine. I was shocked and horrified. She was sitting 10 feet from a copy machine and yet she ripped the recipe out! She did it slowly and tried to hide it as she folded it up and put in her pocket. Then, later as I was going to put my magazine away I saw this 75ish looking guy with a cane reading Cosmo. I don't normally read Cosmo, but I know the articles they advertise on the cover make me blush. "25 ways to make your man..." I can't and don't want to imagine why he wants to read that magazine. Shocking! I just sort of assume that everyone with grey hair is a sweet, innocent. HA.