Today I wore a skirt to work and somebody said, what is wrong with your legs. Well it is sort of a long story and it all begins with a beach house.

This is the awesome crew that came to the beach house to celebrate graduation from dental and medical school. I had been looking forward to this vacation for weeks. Every time I had a rough day at work I would remind myself that in ___ Days I would be sunning my self on the beach and hanging out with great friends. I had even fantasized about how I could dig a hole in the sand and get to lie down on my stomach. Well two days before the trip I was informed that the forecast was for rain every single day. I tried to shake it off and remind myself that I still could relax in the beach house. I was telling one of my coworkers about it and when I told her there would be 16 adults and 16 kids (under the age of 6), she didn't seem so sure of the relaxation of the event.
I will admit that I started to fret, just a touch, but as soon as we got there and started to hang out with friends, chatting and playing games I knew it was going to be great no matter what the weather was like, but there was still part of me longing for a tan.
We played games and Rich and I even got to try out the kinect on Xbox. It is amazing the kinds of things you will do if a video game tells you to. Normally if you asked me to stand up and do a solo dance in front of 15 friends I would definitely refuse, but not this time.

On Saturday I looked outside and saw all the girls hanging out in swimming suits and I debated putting mine on...for a few reasons, but mostly because weather.com said it was supposed to rain in one hour. I figured one hour would be worth is so I busted out the swim suit and plopped myself in the beach chair (trying to get out of one of these things without abdominal muscles is quite a feat)
Well 3 1/2 hours later I decided it might be a good idea to go in (okay in all honesty, it was just because the wind picked up and I got cold...I am not that responsible.)
I was so happy I had enjoyed the sunshine and warmth. Until that evening when a portion of my arms and legs were on fire. That night I even had a dream that I had shingles on my legs that were responsible for the pain.

I thought that it was only going to be sunny for one hour. I knew my upper legs would burn even in one hour, but I wasn't too worried about my lower legs. I know this is terrible (I should know better), but I didn't put any sun screen on my lower legs, I just kept thinking that it might be my only chance for a tan this summer (again, I do realize that tan=skin damage, but I am also vain) What I didn't realize is that having sand packed onto your legs can act as a natural sunscreen and create a very strange pattern. Serves me right. Now instead of having a bronze beautiful tan on my legs I have this bizarre disease like pattern and people ask me, "what is wrong with your legs?" Stupidity is the only fitting answer.




